Get my affairs in order. I hear myself say it all the time. So much so that I am now repeating it as a mantra when I start making a mess. I am pushing things here and there. The dust is rising in the air. I don't use a duster, just my hands. All the while I whisper to myself, get my affairs in order. I don't really know why but from my perspective getting my affairs in order is more achievable from a messed up start.
I find it hard to get things in order when everything is already in order. I mean how to do you order and ordered desk? THe pens are where they are meant to be. The monitor is on the right height. Hmm seems the keyboard is tilted by 5 degrees, I guess I should get taht ordered. In fact the mouse keeps moving from one end of the pad to the other. So unorderly. Enough to get me to start at an unordered start into ordering affairs.
Based on what I just mentioned. I think I need to start messing everything in my life. Spend all my savings. Drink till there is no tomorrow. Walk like there was nowhere to be. Then I can start to order my affairs to fruition. Maybe even stop paying my bills. Electricity is over rated anyway so guess it should go. Maybe stop paying all utilities. See how far it will go. Stop buying food. Stop everything.
Wonder if it will mean I will have something to really get my affairs in order. As orderly as ordered can be. Well since I have spent all my money then I guess it will be challenging to get my bills in order. But at least I will now have a big mountain to climb. Bills. Bills. Bills.
Well I guess I better stop here too since now I have to come up with a way to get money or I will probably end up on the street as a Hobo.
Hey one positive to this whole becoming a Hobo. Now I can sit on a train seat and will not have to worry about anyone wanting to sit next to me.
I guess I am closer to getting a start into ordering my affairs in order.
So go ahead everyone. Get your affairs in order by getting everything disordered