You guys don’t seem to get what a real crypto bull run actually looks like.
Imagine every altcoin on a CEX pumping 5-50% daily. It’s like a rotation frenzy lasting 3-5 days straight, followed by a brief 24-hour dip, and then boom, back to pumping.
This cycle doesn’t just happen a few times—it goes on for months. And trust me, not many are truly ready for it.
The masses are tossing eight-figure sums into every high-yield ponzi scheme they can find, and somehow, they’re walking away with gains.
BTC starts rallying so hard it freezes the entire market. But as soon as it pauses to consolidate, alts explode.
During those BTC consolidations, after insane rallies, open interest and funding rates get completely reset. You can’t believe your eyes. While derivatives cool down, the price moves sideways—local TA gurus start calling for bull flags. And then, we’re back up again.
Once BTC finishes its run, ETH comes in even stronger. You’d think it was a 100M market cap meme coin being shilled by a secret cabal. It lifts the whole market, sending altcoins into weeks and months of absurd moves.
The catch? Brutal short-term corrections that wipe out leveraged positions. But if you’re riding longs from much lower levels or catching those wicks, it’s practically a safe bet. I’d say it’s 100% safe, but I know some of you would go all-in with 100x leverage if I said that.
Your spot bags? Depending on where you are in your journey, you’re looking at watches, boats, planes, even houses. Some might even start eyeing private islands and superyachts.
And if you think, even for a second, there’s a legitimate reason why we won’t see this again in the coming months, you’re kidding yourself.
Sure, your downside risk is 50-70%. Big deal. But your upside? It’s generational wealth—the kind that makes every ex-girlfriend regret losing you.
Buckle up, because it’s coming. This time really isn’t any different. Be wary of influencers on X who’ve already made it—they’re just here to dump their seed investments on you.
I’ll be selling to the tourists at the top.
