I saw it out of the corner of my eye. I was zooming through Coinmarketcap’s website when I happened upon something that made me a do a double take – Baby Shark Token!
I won’t bother explaining what Baby Shark is or what it’s based off of. It has over "like a trillion" views on YouTube and chances are if you say you haven’t heard of it; you’re lying..
My returning readers might be surprised to learn I acquired this coin in the late morning, while sipping on an energy drink I ordered from a friend who makes a commission off the sales (gotta support your homies!). Perhaps the intense audio and visuals from the Baby Shark short are the reason I felt so joyful, and bubbly as I initiated the swap. I think it’s safe to say that Baby Shark’s music video has definitely done it’s work on my mind.. Risk tolerance, future predictions, technical analysis, those things were not present during this decision. DO DO do do dooo do do do dooo do ♫♪♪…..
A part of me wants to brag to my brother who withstood the entire length of the official baby shark video (get this) THOUSANDS OF TIMES (he used it as a teaching tool…). I’m not sure if I’d trigger him by doing so though; For now I’m holding off.. In fact, if this coin should end up taking us to the moon, that may be too much for my bro’s mind to grasp..
Now to be honest I am a fan of some of the baby shark music remixes... For an undisclosed period of time, I actually thought we might be witnessing a new sub-genre of music. Alas, now it would seem the fad has somewhat died down, but you never know. Especially with a coin like this, it could signify the resurgence of a Baby-Shark-Style new wave of music that could potentially heal the Cryptosphere!
Baby shark, daddy shark, mommy shark, grandpa and grandma shark’s lives and yours may soon be intertwined in a way previously unimaginable. Picture a world where Baby Shark tokens grant you access to the nicer things. Could I be the one?! Will I look back at this article with tears in my eyes, tears sliding down into my cyber-gills which will react pleasantly with the saline in my blockchain-organs?
...As much as you might be inclined to believe from this finely crafted article; I am in fact, not a financial advisor (I might feed you to the sharks)!.
Peace, be well, and stay healthy!
~Chopper Nakamoto