Ok this was the first competition that features both LEO and PIZZA prizes!
So the question was..
"What investment strategy should I be using?"
Remember we wanted the worst ideas
Ok so the prize where !
1st 6 LEO
2nd 4 LEO
3rd 2 LEO
Also now have a bonus prize of 1 !PIZZA for the most creative response, I am talking images, gifs , hikaus I don't really care just go crazy
I will also upvoted as many answers as possible and give out some slices of !PIZZA
Ok so first the entries and they where amazing
Hold a toddler up and show him/her all your investments, pick the one they smile at.
Just use the classic eeny meeny miny moe method to pick the best investment strategy out of a bunch of options!
Investing in coin that’s not Bitcoin would have seen you lose money versus Bitcoin so technically they all bad investments
Great contest!
The one fromis hard to top, if it is about to create a random strategy, but maybe there is something even worse than random: search in your country for the most trashy newspaper or magazin, check if they have an "economy" section and follow their advise. E.g. f they say "gold goes up", put ALL your money in gold, if they say "dodgecoin goes up", sell all the gold and put ALL in DOGE, and so forth. You must not diversify, always switch everything you hold 100% to the new asset!
Trust a bank employee broker to manage your money with the expectation that they will bring you returns while you work hard adding to your investment thinking you will retire at Freedom 55.
Let your cat do the investments for you... This is my typing companion, Chrissy... Though..... she honestly may have better luck than I do :"D
What could sound as the worst could indeed be the best strategy as many have pointed out in their comments.
There have also been studies involving monkeys picking up stocks and the monkeys' portfolios performed better over time than the average funds 😂
So yeah my worst idea for your strategy investment would be like the one from the article LOL
Pick 1000 stock tickers and, I don't know, put them randomly on a dart board in someway and throw 30 darts 😂 Invest 10.000$ in those 30 stocks, hodl for 30 years, Enjoy being rich 👌😂 Sounds easy!
Put all your trust (and assets) in the hands you your ever faithful investment advisor. Yup, this guy:
Roll a different one of my crypto dice every day and BUY $100 of that token. Do this for a year.
Then
Roll a different one of my crypto dice every day and SELL $100 of that token. Do this for a year.
Ok now to the winners
In first place with 6 Leo is 
Roll a different one of my crypto dice every day and BUY $100 of that token. Do this for a year.
Then
Roll a different one of my crypto dice every day and SELL $100 of that token. Do this for a year.
In Second place with 4 LEO is 
What could sound as the worst could indeed be the best strategy as many have pointed out in their comments.
There have also been studies involving monkeys picking up stocks and the monkeys' portfolios performed better over time than the average funds 😂
So yeah my worst idea for your strategy investment would be like the one from the article LOL
Pick 1000 stock tickers and, I don't know, put them randomly on a dart board in someway and throw 30 darts 😂 Invest 10.000$ in those 30 stocks, hodl for 30 years, Enjoy being rich 👌😂 Sounds easy!
** Third place is to 
Let your cat do the investments for you... This is my typing companion, Chrissy... Though..... she honestly may have better luck than I do :"D
Our bonus prize for out the box thinking of 1 PIZZA goes to...
Put all your trust (and assets) in the hands you your ever faithful investment advisor. Yup, this guy: