So, does this mean that I just fell out of middle class? I mean when I can’t afford to use Discord what exactly am I?
They claimed there was some suspicious behavior on my account, but of course there was suspicious behavior, literally everything I do is suspicious to the untrained eye.
I don’t trust banks, so I have my money invested in silver and Punks on Hive; I don’t trust doctors and their monopoly on medicine, so I get my drugs from the competition; I don’t trust cops, so I get my justice elsewhere and I refuse to pay the UK government for a porn license even though I sometimes peak.
So yeah, to the elites I’m probably suspicious as fuck, but out of nowhere they banned me from Discord. Now I keep hearing the constant boop boops, informing me that people are trying to reach me and I can’t even read the messages.
What if it’s important?
What if someone is messaging me to say that 99 billion Hive is way too much for Shiloh Gay, but then they make a counter offer of 10 billion Hive… And I’ll never know.
Everybody always acts like I’m crazy for not having a cell phone: “What if there’s an accident?” as if I’m Indiana Jones, stuck out in the middle of the jungle.
Come on!... I live in a British ghetto where even reversing trucks are polite, by replacing the constant beeps with a British voice repeating: “Pardon me, but this vehicle is reversing!”
And don’t you guys miss going out without that safety net, Goonies-style, where you’re completely unreachable and you end up in some crazy situation?
My family is currently out at the grocery store and we were staying in contact through Discord, where they kept sending pictures of random food asking if I would eat it, but now I’m not sure what’s happening with them or what I will be forced to eat for dinner.
I guess I’ll have to use Sarah’s phone to continue with Discord.
But what about muh privacy?
Maybe I’m just too old for this new world, because I don’t think giving up all my info is worth it to see pictures of cats, back in my day, we just went outside and looked at real cats. You know, the analogue type that you can pet until they scratch you for no reason. Maybe it’s for the best that they’re now only reserved for the internet, because cats are kinda assholes.
Anyways, I’ve been so busy this last week, maybe getting kicked off Discord is a good thing.
So what are you guys up to; is there anything happening or any weird drama happening in the world of Hive that I’m missing out on?
Also, If any of you don’t own a Punk and want a Punk for Free, here is a Link to the Giveaway for the rules and here is a link to the Discord community Punk Legends.