+100 points for the Berndog meme.

-1000 points for asking nicely.. if you reaaaaally wanted into the site right now you'd be brute forcing the passcode combo. Hint: it's 9 integers in length.

edit: derp, I'm on the site account.. But yes. If anyone would like a hint at what the length of a valid all access pass is.. It's 9 digits.