Fedcoin Is Coming To Town

Oh no! Better sell all your BTC, Hive, and Leo.

Or maybe Hive account@leofinance will build a Fedcoin bridge and airdrop all the holders some, uh, let's call it Cheetah Coin? Because the Federal Reserve is so sleek and speedy, and uh, you know...

I guess they're probably trying to make it easier for people to buy crypto. You know, instead of carting a pile of cash to the exchange in a wheelbarrow.