Darkness has fallen upon dcity.io as what felt like a reprieve with lower taxes can only be described as a ploy by to subdue us humans.
Immediately after the election announcement draped the capital in red, making true
campaign post of the rise of communism. For what felt like respite from war quickly took a turn for the worse.
burned the surrounding towns to the ground reducing them to ash and rubble while releasing a pandemic and now today a natural disaster.
Robots continue to take humans captive and murdering people that do not yield.
We requested a response from cityhelpers office and the response we received was "101010001111010101" not sure what that means but we may be in a little trouble.
We linked into body cam footage and requested a statement. The below image was captured from actual footage off trumpmans body cam.
Trumpman: Fear not good people of this nation, we stood united against footjobs, cocain and war. This small glitch in the election of a giant sex robot will not faze me or my campaign team. I stand united against all threats to this nation and fight by the side of my fellow people. If I die in service then I die fighting for what I believe in. 0 taxes
The ambush caught many off guard with the first two dcity towns invaded squashed, however, trumpman quickly ran to the closest Chinook and flew straight into battle with nothing but his good looks, charm and wit. He wasn't even wearing clothes. Upon seeing the size of Trumpmans member, cityhelper fled as he knew, if Trumpman forced cityhelper to dish out a footjob, Cityhelpers titanium feet would grind away to dust. He knew, he could not handle it.
Stay tuned as we bring you the latest from the battle front.