Hello hello Hive fam it's 
It is Tuesday evening and the last Tuesday of April, where the fluff has the first quarter of 2026 marched off to?
I think I had the least productive month on Hive ever, both as tengolotodo and as mmonline!
Did you have a good Easter, well I do like my eggs, and I had a couple of chocolate ones....
No Cadbury's mind you. They are the cesspit, they don't even use milk and hardly any cocoa. Yep palm oil and chasing profits..
Hello Hello Lions sloths Hivers and savers!
I have so NOT been a busy bee (AGAIN! oh well at least MMO is consistent on Hive!) and this will be our 1st post since I last wrote for week 13 which was 7 days ago!
Congrats to the week 13 winners!
Have you seen there are even more DHF proposals wanting funding now!!
Wake up people, the only DHF proposal I vote for is the Return proposal.
These people are bleeding the ecosystem dry!! The only way they will listen to reason is by not voting for them!
Things don't change if there is no change!!
In the meantime enjoy it while we can
Big thanks to the sloths of 
Right on!
You can catch all the razzmatazz in the latest post ...
SlothlySavers Week 14 2026 (2nd - 8th Apr) - #SlothlySavers - Hive-engine token and HSBI giveaway!
While you read that, I shall make a coffee and then update my goals and savings for week 13 ....
Back in two shakes of a sloths head!
Our goals and saving plans...
So first of all, just as in previous years, we needed two savings goals for the club...
I have chosen these two ...
First though .... a caveat ....
Due to the downward spiralling state of the platform I have changed HBD to HP.
As you know HBD are no longer given out as rewards, nor do I believe can the ecosystem maintain such a high APR on HBD savings so I am changing my primary goal to 1000 HP
Primary Goal 1000 LEO (Current 68.009) Weekly Gain 32.53
Secondary Goal 1000 HP (Current 621.04) Weekly Gain 14.27
LEO gain from coming second in the InLeo threads lottery ...
Have you played?
We are not a big account, nor do we attract big whale votes. When we write on this blockchain we do so as Inleo premium members.
Let's be honest, we are only writing on average once or twice a week, so it is no fluffing surprise there is no progress as you can see from the figures below!!!
We shall have some additional goals to aim for and make things interesting...
| Goal | Current | Target |
| HBD | 3.52 | 100 |
| LP | 923.94 | 2000 |
| LSTR | 60.04 | 80 |
| SURGE | 89.44 | 100 |
| TTSLA | 2 | 4 |
| TGLD | 2 | 4 |
And to put this is in a pretty wee format, by the power of magic tengo ...
So if you look, then you see we are quite into Leo and Leo Strategy, well mmonline is all about making money online.
We gained LEO and Fluffing HP!!
I am chuffed with that!
Our Hive Power goal I feel even though we post infrequently is on Track!!!
So bring it on baby ....
Yeah I am very so impressed this week , however I know a KUTA is definitely in order for next report haha which will be next to fluff all! Of course the KUTA enforcers of previous years have gone AWOL!
Instead then, a big shout out to everyone that has stayed active and lastly a big shout our to 
Let's see what the rest of 2026 brings us ...
In the meantime ...
DYOR!!!!
Don't be fooled into buying any dip because of Peer Pressure!!! ... Do your own research before buying, remember it is a gamble and do not use funds that you CANNOT afford to lose.
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