You’ve done it… you finally face-planted hard enough to join the one-digit cent gutter tier. 🍾🐀
🎉 0.09$ — the price of a soggy gas-station chewing gum — and STILL falling like it’s trying to dig its own grave 🪦📉
Hive right now:
“W-We’re innovating!”
Reality:
Innovating NEW WAYS TO BLEED VALUE 🤣🩸
“Community-owned!”
Yeah, owned by a handful of whales panic-dumping like they’re fleeing a burning building 🚒💨🐳💸
“Decentralized!”
True… your price has been decentralized across the entire floor 🙃⬇️
📉🔥 EVERY. SINGLE. CANDLE.*
Looks like it's screaming:
“STOOOOPPP PLEASE I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER SELL ORDER” 😭📛
Even memecoins with dog faces and zero utility are pointing at Hive and laughing like:
“DAMN BRO… y’all okay??” 🐶😂
And let’s talk about that chart…
It’s not even a chart anymore — it’s a crime scene outline of a token that used to have hopes and dreams 👻🩻
At this rate…
🪦 5 cents is the warm-up
🪦 3 cents is the mid-boss
🪦 1 cent is the final destination
🪦 0.00 is the sequel
Hive:
“We’re preparing for our next hardfork!”
Everyone else:
Bro you need a life support machine, not a hardfork 🤣⚰️
🔥🐝 CHEERS, HIVE! 🐝🔥
You have officially become the Olympic gold medalist of long-term downward mobility.
Truly iconic. Truly historic.
A living tutorial on how NOT to run a blockchain. 💀🏆
