Bruh… not even 1 MILLION in 24h volume anymore?!
That’s not a dip… that’s a liquidation event in slow motion.
$887K volume in 24h.
Bro… that’s not a decline.
That’s a crime scene.
If Hive were a human, detectives would already be dusting the chart for fingerprints.
This is the kind of volume you see on:
- dead tokens
- exit scams
- and that one coin launched by a 14-year-old in math class
Not on a “serious blockchain.”
But Hive hasn’t been serious since 2021, and even then it was only pretending.
🔥 Hive is now officially a “sympathy buy” coin
99% of the trades right now are either:
- bagholders averaging down out of denial
- bots scraping pennies
- or someone accidentally clicking “market buy” and immediately regretting life
This network is so empty that if you shout “HELLO?” into the blockchain,
the echo buys more tokens than the community.
🔥 Dev Team: “HARDFORK 28!”
The market:
“Bro, you should hardfork your exit plan.”
Nobody cares about new features when your token is falling faster than a drunk penguin on an ice slide.
You could announce HARDFORK 99 and the chart would still look like a ski slope designed by Satan.
🔥 Hive’s market cap: “We’re still here!”
Volume:
“Yeah, and so is my grandmother — doesn’t mean she’s running a marathon.”
Hive isn’t a blockchain; it’s a cryptocurrency retirement home, complete with:
- slow movement
- outdated tech
- and people insisting “we’re still relevant!”
🔥 Hive Bags Are Now a Psychological Condition
Doctors worldwide are diagnosing:
🩺 Chronic Hopium-Induced Delusion (CHID)
Symptoms include:
- claiming Hive is “building”
- ignoring charts
- attacking anyone with basic math skills
Treatment:
Dumping your bags.
Side effects may include:
Mental clarity.
