Hive out here proudly announcing their 28th hardfork like it’s some legendary achievement —
bro, at this point it’s just patching holes on the Titanic with colorful stickers. 🚢💦✨
The price is in freefall, the community is shrinking, the whales are sprinting for the exits…
and Hive’s big solution is:
“let’s fork it… AGAIN!” 🤣🔧
This isn’t innovation — it’s desperation with a version number.
HF28?
More like HF: Help Fix This Mess. 🆘💀
That chart looks less like a crypto asset and more like a rollercoaster designed by your worst enemy. 🎢📉🔥
Hive devs celebrating HF28 while the price bleeds is the funniest contrast imaginable:
confetti at a collapse. 🎉💸💀
Keep forking, Hive.
The only thing going up is the hardfork count, not the market cap.
