🤣📉 ALERT 🚨: Hive’s price chart just learned how to do the world’s fastest nosedive. Even gravity is like, “Chill bro, that’s excessive.” 🌪️🪂
Meanwhile 
💀 Investors whisper: “It’s just a correction.”
😂 Reality screams: “NOPE, that’s a crater deep enough to hide your childhood regrets.” 🕳️
Hive’s top curators are still circle-voting each other like nothing’s wrong 🤡📝 while wallets evaporate faster than free pizza at a coder meetup. 🍕🔥
Even FTX is sipping tea 🍵 like:
“Bruh, at least we didn’t tank THIS fast.” ☠️
🐻💔
Bagholders be like:
“I’m not coping, YOU’RE coping!!!”
As their portfolio melts faster than an ice cream cone in a desert 🌵🍦💰
At this point, a rug-pulled memecoin looks like a savings account with compound interest. 💸📈
💣 Bonus: Hive in 7 days = −19.66% 😵💫
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#Hive #Blurt #CryptoCrash #BuildAFail #CurbYourCoin #BearMarketBlues #BagholdersAnonymous #FTXFlashbacks #CryptoMemeCarnage #WalletsOnFire 🔥🔥🔥
