1️⃣ DOWNVOTES ARE THE REAL NATIVE TOKEN
Forget HIVE.
Forget HBD.
The only currency that actually moves on this chain is pure, unfiltered DOWNVOTE ENERGY.
Everyone’s powering up just to slap each other with -3% like it’s Mortal Kombat.
⚡👊📉😵💫
2️⃣ DOWNVOTE WARS = DAILY ENTERTAINMENT
You thought you were joining a blogging platform?
Nah bro —
You joined Game of Thrones: Blockchain Edition, where every house commander has a custom bot and a personal vendetta.
🔥🐲⚔️🤺
Post something good?
Post something bad?
Post a meme?
DOWNVOTE.
3️⃣ DECENTRALIZATION? 🤣🤣🤣
They say “power to the people,”
but what they mean is:
12 whales playing Governance Pokémon while the rest of the chain watches helplessly.
🐋🎮💼
Decentralized?
Yeah — just like your landlord is “open to negotiation.”
4️⃣ WHALE DRAMA IS A FULL-TIME JOB
These dudes are fighting over votes, reputation, sidechains, who looked at who the wrong way in Discord…
…it’s basically a blockchain reality show.
🐋💅🫵🎭
Every week someone rage quits, powers down, or drops a 10-paragraph manifesto.
5️⃣ TOKEN PRICE? SAY HELLO TO THE 2-YEAR CRASH
HIVE’s chart hasn’t gone down…
…it’s been SWAN-DIVING like an Olympic athlete with no water in the pool.
📉🤿💀
Meanwhile everyone keeps saying:
“Bull market soon!”
Sure bro. Any day now.
🔥🐝 Welcome to Hive, newcomer!
Where the content is optional,
the drama is mandatory,
and the only thing pumping is the downvote button.
💀📉🔥🐝
