Prince Harry and his wife Meghan formally step down..
The couple have already relocated to California, according to reports, after announcing in January that they intended to quit royal life.
There has been much speculation as to why they made this decision, with rumors
circulating within the palace, of Megan complaining about 'the lack of sunshine', and apparently being overheard, saying, 'there's no way a ginger can get melanoma in this godforsaken country'
Harry is currently reading several books about " How to do some work, and become financially independent".
"It's very difficult to comprehend some of these 'working' concepts", He said. " I talked to all my family members about them, but they simply had no idea, either."
He went on to say that he thinks this 'work ethic' idea, is 'all a bit silly', finishing off the interview with "Why not just get your butler to deliver a bag of cash to you, instead?"
It follows reports that Meghan was deeply unhappy with life inside the centuries-old institution.
Her complaints also gave Harry a nasty rash.
So they decided to move to California.
The announcement rocked the royal family, appearing to blindside the queen and other senior family members.
'The hit' on Megan was called off, after the queen had calmed down a little, and the chauffeur has returned to his normal duties.
Prince Charles called an emergency summit with his real son, but he was unable to attend, due to being 'unable to recall' exactly where his dad's room was.
He's been cleared of Convid -19, but he's still under observation for possibly having Conny Vidal-13.
It's been agreed that the couple, who have an 11-month-old son Archie, will relinquish their Royal titles.
Thankfully for the ex-royal couple, Archie appears to be non ginger.
They will continue to be known as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex,for some bizarre reason.
It's been reported this is to avoid any confusion among their 2,568 staff, who have only ever addressed them with this title.
(Harry remains sixth in line to the throne, with no change in the order of who gets use the restrooms first).
"Megxit" - dubbed by the British press - is a far cry from when they married, in a fairy tale wedding at Windsor Castle.
It was watched around the world, with everyone saying 'are you sure she's in any way, part black?'
Meghan, 38, a failed former TV actress is of mixed race, and was seen as a breath of fresh air for the royal family.
Relations soon soured however- with her incessant need for fried chicken in a bucket.
Relations with the media soon soured, also.
Newspapers were accused of peddling offensive racial stereotypes for reporting about her fried chicken appetite's, and 'walking like her joints were not connected properly'.
The pair are said to have relocated to California (by private jet) earlier this month.
Meghan grew up in Los Angeles, loves the sunshine, and has reportedly said to a close friend 'English fried chicken, is shit'.
" I'll be practicing social distancing during these worrying times", She told reporters, " Harry boy and Archie, will be at least 60 meters away from me at all times. I'm not sure how long this is going to last, but I live in hope.."
She has a close network of friends in the city that she said 'she will non social distance, with'.
Harry's father (Charles), was last week diagnosed as having Covid-19.
He's now left self-isolation, Clarence House said on Monday.
"We never had these problems when my friend Jimmy was still alive," He said "We spent so much time in hospital wards back then, medical assistance was on hand all the time, if you needed any help"
British royals have been showing solidarity with health workers fighting the outbreak, and the queen released a message saying her family stood ready to play its part in the national effort.
When asked if she would be contributing any money herself, to help stem the crisis, she said " Fuck off you peasants, get back to work"
Her husband (the one everyone forgets exists. Is he still alive?) is said to be very depressed over the ConVid-19 pandemic.
" It's fucking ridiculous," He said to a close friend, in his famously non pc style, "If I'd made the bloody thing instead of those slanty eyes, the mortality rate would be at least 70%."
Meanwhile, the couple failed to get a warm welcome from US President Donald Trump, whom Harry had recently criticized for his stance on climate change.
Harry refused to comment on the 3,569 private jet flights, that he's taken in the last year. And the 37 internal combustion cars that he owns.
Or the 4 yachts.
Trump said he was "a great friend and admirer of the Queen and the United Kingdom" but we all know he's lying.
He insisted that the US taxpayers would not pick up the ex- royals security bill. "Fuck them," he said "They must pay for it themselves" he wrote on Twitter.
The couple said they had no plans to ask the US government for security resources, and were going to live a frugal life, from now on.
Megan told reporters that buying any sunscreen for Harry, is now out of the question in these new, financially tight, times.
"And it ruins the environment so badly" She insisted.
She also went on to say that "They would be spending at least 9 hours a day under the baking California sun, so as to save on heating bills. It's the green thing to do'.
Harry was not available to comment, due to blisters the size of eggs, covering his face and lips.
Because the sun's not responsible for temperatures and heating the world up, he's at a complete loss as to the cause of his facial torment.
"But it's not Megan!" He insisted.