In my 'frivolous fortnight' (that lasts a week), I came up with an idea for a post that was truly, and utterly, beyond any kind of lighthearted mirth, ever before seen in the history of mankind.
So frivolous in fact, that I had a quadruple hernia even thinking about it.
(is it normal to have balloon shapes trying to inflate from your abdomen?)
Thus, due the nature and intensity of the frivolousness of this idea, and because I'm in excruciating pain even thinking about it, I will no longer be posting this idea, or any such material.
It would be tantamount to frivolocide no less, and I simply do not wish to bear the responsibility for mass hernia's (and probable involuntary self defecation), across the globe.
So instead, my first post of the day will be 32.67% serious frivolity, in it's nature.
A long shadow has been cast across the frivolosphere...
....On a side note...
I wonder just how many words I'll be able to incorporate in the word 'frivolity', by the end of my fortnight that lasts a week?
I'm trying for every word in the English, French and Bangladeshi dictionaries, but I guess that we'll just have yet to wait and see.
Back to those dark shadow's.....
This dark shadow has a name, and it's called 'The Poison Dwarf' (who is almost certainly a ginger to, if my imagination has anything to do with it).
The Poison Dwarf , or TPD - as he will now be known(mostly due to laziness of typing), is not having a good time of things lately...
The thing is, his recent parasitical and negative behaviors have resulted in only emboldening those with positivity and a sense of humor.
This goes against all the edicts of The Council of P.R.I.C.K.S, (more about them, soon).
TPD's attempts to spread negativity, has made the entire 
ecosystem, a more positive place.
On a very serious note...
Now you may not have known this, but this is in direct contravention of the P.R.I.C.K.S guidelines, and the Parasites Even Downvote Originality , act (or P.E.D.O.),
According to their own little red book of rules, the maximum penalty for said PEDO offences and creating a positive ecosystem by PEDO activities, is death by mandatory court vaccination.
It may seem harsh, but hey!
I didn't make the just made up, rules.
Ok, now it's time to talk about the council of P.R.I.C.K.S....
But that will be in my next post as my abdominal balloons are threatening to explode everywhere, and I'm now in dire need of urgent medical attention...
Plus, this post will garner enough upvotes to entirely mitigate the down voting spree that TDS has just done to me, on all my other posts.
Cool uh?
Yes, this one original post, (created entirely from TDS's inferiority complex), will not only make me smile for the rest of the day, but it'll increase my profits on the platform and enable me to help all my supporters and fellow upvoters!
The council of P.R.I.C.K.S will not be very happy about his P.E.D.O activities in this instance, that's for sure.
Laughter and fun, all the way!