I love pulling surprises on people and I love to receive surprises too but I guess there's a kind of upgrade between surprises and pranks and only God knows how I came about having the spirit of a pranker and since weekend experiences community asked us to share the pranks we've played on people l, I'll be sharing my prank journey.
I've got to play pranks on my close people on so many occasions and most especially on April Fool day (This is the first day of April whereby anyone gets to play pranks on people they can as long as it's not yet 12 noon).
But maybe these April Fool day pranks were not really sweet and interesting to me no matter how successful I was able to pull it out on them and deliver because I felt I did it on a normal prank day but the fact that I pulled some on a non-prank day makes it much fun and interesting (I'm wicked, I know lol)
So I had to chat up some close people on a private line to pull a prank on them and amazingly it went well, hehe but 3 of them were the most interesting and I will be sharing for the one who is a Sanitarian.
So I texted him and greeted him good morning with which he replied almost immediately asking who he was chatting with.
The conversation goes thus:
Me: Hi Comrade David! Good afternoon
David: Good afternoon and who am I chatting with please?
Me: I'm texting you from a loan company
(I think he seemed confused and I proceeded)
David: What loan company?
Me: Someone with the name Pelumi Ajose (the name popped out of nowhere) filled your details as a guarantor for the loan received and is yet to pay. So we had to reach out to you as the guarantor
David: You must be joking
Someone used my details as guarantor without you informing me before you give out the loan
Me: A message would have been sent to your email on onboarding such user with an indication for you to reach out if you contradict the arrangement so that's no fault on us if you didn't respond sir
David: Send his or her picture coz I'm not familiar with the name
Me: This is a company and we run business here not joking sir. We don't disclose or infringe on privacy except the deadline we give you both elapse
The loan repayment needs to be paid so we don't get to flag both BVN and post you both as ritualists on social media.
David: You can go ahead and post me as ritualist then I'll sue your company and I'll ensure I wreck your loan company
Please go ahead and post
(At this point, I was laughing like mad lol)
Me: Why would you do that?
Do you think we will feel threatened by that?
You can use that money to pay back the loan then or you reach out to the person to pay up sir
Save your energy for that probably sir
(My laugh was increasing here and I was rolling on the floor)
David: Please go ahead and post
Me: We will still give you time to pay up before we do that
(At this point, he didn't reply me again so I had to kickstart the conversation again)
Me: Mr David! Are you there?
David: I think you're sick. I'm not sure you know who you're contacting
(Me? Sick ke? Like on a normal ground he won't tell me that but I called for it 😂)
Me: Sir with due respect! You don't tell me I'm sick
I'm trying so much to be respectful here and you're doing like Bruce Lee
David: Send me your loan company name and send the picture of the person that borrowed money from your company
Me: You can reach out to the person yourself sir. I'm not your errand person
Mine is to contact you and warn you beforehand
David: Well. You don't know who you're chatting with.
Me: Dangote?
(I swear I saw myself as a clown here cos I know he was getting furious already and I still proceeded)
No! Who are you now?
All of you will just be talking to people anyhow because we work with loan companies
You should be begging here not insulting me because I'm delivering my work
(And at this point he just started sending laughing stickers that I became confused lol)
Me: Please contact your acquaintance or friend and get all details from the person
(He still kept on laughing)
Me: Why are you laughing sir? This isn't funny
You have 4 days ultimatum to repay the loan please.
Thank you
(He still kept on sending mysterious laugh stickers and I had no option than to cut the whole movie set of my prank and disclose my identity by saying something he knows I do say)
Me: Do you know who you're chatting with now?
David: Kenny
(So the whole prank ended. I don't trust him not to have been calling his contacts to track me down lol)
Here comes the end of one of my prank adventures lol and I'll be dropping my 🖊️ here.
Thanks for reading through 🤗
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