Hello weekenders. Gee I am so late to this party, sorry guys, it's been a week.

I'm very surprised that so many people would like to be domestic cats, I mean they are cool but I think some of you have that funky parasite they carry that makes you their slave lol. I'm not joking guys "The brain-dwelling parasite Toxoplasma gondii is estimated to be hosted by at least 2 billion people around the world, and new evidence suggests the lodger could be more dangerous than we think." Go look it up if you don't believe me.

I definitely don't want to be one of those weird ass creatures. I mean, can you imagine being a tapeworm? Oh my gosh that has to be a pretty shitty existence right?

But it got me thinking about all the different animals - weird & wonderful.

I think I would choose to be a Ratel. Honey Badger for non Saffers. Fierce as anything, quick, nimble, stealthy, highly intelligent & cunning, IMMUNE to most SNAKE VENOM (winning!!!), they are like the fooking ninjas of the animal world. They have enough bravado to take on a lion. Ok fine, they are stubborn as all hell too, but I've already got that trait down pat 😂

I have massive respect for this animal.