My face has really let me down! When I look in the mirror I see my granny staring back at me. My body on the other hand has given me many years of sterling service, risen to every task with aplomb, and still manages to look pretty damned decent…even if I have to say so myself.
This is how it started
If nature is not kind, barring plastic surgery, there is little you can do about your sagging face. Your body on the other hand you can keep in shape with a little exercise and a good diet. When I was younger, I imagined my face would be at least 50% plastic by the time I was 50, now any elective surgery seems ridiculous. I mean it’s trying to avoid pain I am, not courting it. And believe it or not, as the years go by you care less and less about wrinkles and lines and more about staying out of the clutches of the medical system.
Thus, my face takes a back seat while I lavish attention upon my body in the hopes that it will remain lithe and pain-free until I am recycled by the video game, ascend into heaven or am reincarnated as a whale.
This is how it's going
I do have something of a wee plan though. I'm sure you've all seen those life-like masks. You know the ones all those fake Bidens wear. Well I understand they can be custom-made for not much more than the cost of a face lift. So when my crypto moons next week, I'm getting one made. Then I'll not only look twenty but I'll have the body to match:)
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