My response to 
Today's Topic:
Talking objects - What inanimate (non-living) item do you think would be interesting or funny if it could talk? Explain the item, what it does and give us some examples of what it might say should it be able to talk.
On the episode of talking objects today I would go with the Bra. Yes, the bra. Why? I've seen a lot of ladies do so many things all in the name of fashion and this bra part is the one that gets me confused. It took a lot for me to know there was something called a push-up bra in all my years of existence. If it bras could speak. Now, I am about to give them a voice in unison so perpetrators can desist and stop stressing our bras just because they are strong and give good support 🤣.
If only Bra could speak and you would hear the loud scream to users who obviously have big boobs and yet because they want it to pop up or spill over to make it catchy and show the cleavages. They bra would say "I don't have the capacity for this", "I can't breathe", "I am supposed to be a support system but right now I am the one in need of support", "Are you blind? Can't you see this is above my clearance level?", "Are you a murderer? Why are you trying to choke your lovely boobs and stress me in the process?"
A lot of bras would go on strike just because they are feeling unjustly dealt with. They would scream "No more stress" in the streets with placards showing their discontent as well.
For those with smaller boobs that want to wear a bra by all means to deceive people that they got it... I am sure the bra would not be happy and would say something like this:
"What you have is small, who are you deceiving?", "You know you don't need to use me, right? There is nothing I am supporting here and I am just confusing people", "You know this is why they made 'tube' for people like you, right?", "I haven't felt so underused in my life"
A bra is supposed to be a support system for ladies and not something to be overused, stressed and underused. If the bra could speak, the bra would scream "wash me" or "stop choking my twins' friends" for those who take too long to wash their bras and they use it multiple times before they wash them. "I feel so dirty, can you please wash me?" That's what some people would hear their bra say.
Just as we used to say that we need to brush our teeth to keep others alive (so that when we speak we won't use the odour to chase people away) in the same way the bra would say "wash me, at least for the sake of the twins and the guy that wants to plough the field" Okay, I rest my case and support for the bra.
Cheers.
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