Hahaha I mean it has to count for something! Baby seals count!

I mean there are arguments to keep touch, I'm not saying it's not worth it. But music? Hearing your children laugh while they're playing? Jokes? Nature sounds? Birds? Waves splashing... To go on without hearing all that would be hard....

And yes, according to my theory no pain, at least not by touching something (see what I did there 🤣).

And also but this is debateable, does no touch mean no taste?