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Talking Objects
What inanimate (non-living) item do you think would be interesting or fun if it could talk? Explain the item, what it does, and give us some examples of what it might say if it could talk.
My gossipy toothbrush
Since I went to the dentist, and he told me, you have sensitive teeth because of your nocturnal bruxism, my close relationship with my toothbrush began, what it does with me is a sweep of the bacterial plaque by rubbing the surface of the enamel with its soft strands.
My toothbrush talks to me like this
Hello dear Janitze today you just bought me at the drugstore, you chose me well with soft bristles, that feminine pink color on my supple body so that you embrace me to your teeth.
I want you to know, before you use me, that I am an invention of a Chinese emperor around 1498 (I used to be very rustic). This emperor placed pig bristles on a handle made of animal bone.
However, as you know me today soft for your sensitive teeth, I was an invention of the 17th century. Thank God, now I am refined.
Here I go inside your mouth "Woman, but what do you eat that I have to face these almost farting smells so early in the morning", for God's sake, at least gargle some Listerine before hugging me tightly between your fingers and rubbing me against your teeth UFF. How awful and so early in the morning.
On top of my sensual bristles being soft, you swipe and go over me and then stick me in a glass with that unpleasant menthol taste.
I'm tired of you not being careful where you leave me, I get angry when you leave me outside, and you're not even able to dry me well, you leave me all wet, and you don't even keep me in my little box to avoid unpleasant contact with bugs that are around.
Don't leave me near the toilet because if I fall into the Water I'll get something with those bacteria that I can't control, and with the ones you have in your mouth it's enough effort for me.
I am a very feminine brush to make your sensitive teeth look clean and if you mistreat me so much at any time my body of soft white bristles will open in the middle, and I will have to go to the trash can.
It's not time for you to take me out of circulation because my useful life with you should be three months, but if you keep treating me like this in 15 days I'll be out of your oral hygiene.
Look, I don't work miracles with your breath, but I do make your smile worthwhile and in those moments of tension because of your nocturnal bruxism I free you from the stress due to the pressure on your jaw so that you don't keep wearing down the teeth that are still good.
So take me calmly between your fingers, use me correctly as your daughter who is your dentist explained to you and stop the frantic movement with me with that crazy face you make when you look at yourself in the mirror while you use me hahahahahah is to run away from how horrible you look, especially when you start to foam everywhere and me in the middle between your teeth.
I hate it when you talk between your teeth, please stop while I'm brushing.
Remember that I am the one who keeps your breath nice and kissable so that your smile, thanks to me who is the one who cleans you and also massages your gums (dental spa) is transformed, and you find your nightly peace at bedtime.
Besides, I am comfortable when you use me and I work well for you, the important thing is the technique you use with me, the upper teeth are brushed downwards, the lower teeth are brushed upwards, and your molars must be cleaned with a circular motion (learn my brushing technique well).
I demand you to find another brush stronger than me to clean the night guard, don't use me for that job, see how my soft bristled body gets deformed.
I am only here to take care of your smile, it is your presentation to the world and I help you smile because your oral hygiene is well done by me, besides creating the best shield against bad breath on a bad day.
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