Paws Up!

So I have been pawing and purring at my pet human Hive account@krazzytrukker for a long long time to let me scratch out a weekend-engagement post. He keeps telling me it is not allowed.

Hmmmfff.!!

Scratch his ass I should...

I told em Hive account@galenkp is a cat guy and would love it. But he still resists. So when he started watching this really scary show on the big ringy buzzy thingy that hangs on the wall they call a teevee.
A show he keeps calling "FROM."
I stealthily "Catnapped" his little buzzy ringy thingy he calls a phone.

This "From" teevee show is one of the few ones he actually sets the phone down for and watches. It is really spooky.

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I grabbed his phone and I am very quietly pawing out a post. Trying not to leave scratch marks on his screen protector. This television thing they stare at all the time has him in a trance.

My pet human told me that a #weekend-engagement posting about "ME", his famous trucking kitty was something he was thinking about doing this weekend. But as usual, he will forget and go outside, leave me in here to watch him thru the window as he does yard work and truck maintenance or some other projects he has started. Last weekend he took me out in the Mancave for the day and built weird stuff. He made 4 sawhorses. But they were wood and did not look anything like a 🐎 horse?

That truckin' pet human of mine, he might be a LEGEND, but he sure is a "Krazzy One." The man child that worships me has entered me in so many Kitty contests that I have lost track. I have been featured on an online magazine. And I have my own video page on an interwebs site called Rumble-Sammi Jo's Channel

You can watch a few short videos of me and help make me even more famous than I already am being a million miler trucking kitty. Like and follow me if you want to. But we will always be here on the HIVE.!!

Here is a photo of some contest my human entered me in a few years ago.

Humans have such strange names for things. Rumble is what my tummy does when I am hungry. That is pretty much all the time. When I purr really loud it sounds a bit Rumbly.

I am juss a Kitty but I do know a thing or two about fame and fortune. You see I won the kitty life lottery when I found these two lost souls we know as Hive account@pooky-jax and Hive account@krazzytrukker. You see it was me who rescued them. They may have plucked a live bot fly larva out of my belly where my umbilical cord was and nursed me back to health with little baby bottles of kitten milk. But I changed their lives in what they tell me is a magical mystical way that some may call it divine intervention. Like I said, you homosapiens have some strange things goin on in yer heads. Us cats, we got our shit together. So together we put it in a box of litter for you to play with every day. 💩

They are so happy that I have never gone poo/pee outside the box that they celebrated my 3rd human year (I will be 13 this October) with a litter cake. (Pictured below)

It had fudge poopy and melted butter pee on graham cracker crumble litter.

Nearly thirteen now and still 100% in thee box baby!! What do you mean I am a senior kitizen?!? I still act like a kitten and do zoomies from one end of the house to the other. OK, maybe I sleep a little more. 21 hours a day instead of 20.

All this Fame & Fortune makes a girl kitty tired. Uh oh. The teevee show is over now and Krazzy is L👀kin' for his phone. Gotta Skat-Dadle. Thanks for helping make me even more famous by taking the time to read this. 😻😽😻

Keep on KrazzyTrukkin'