𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕓𝕖 ?
"You and your Gods are wrong."~ Ɽ₳₲₦₳Ɽ ⱠØ₮Ⱨ฿ⱤØ₭
I would like to think it would be something bad ass like that.
Or maybe something prophetic like this...
"You see, I guided my fate. I fashioned the course of my life and death."~ Ɽ₳₲₦₳Ɽ ⱠØ₮Ⱨ฿ⱤØ₭
Reality ✓
We all know that death many times is not planned. We may never see it coming. Hence the phrase...
"They died instantly."
But if we can see it coming. That is when shit gets interesting. I have cheated death in a couple really bad car wrecks. I was a teenager in the passenger seat for both of those.
#1 My uncle was drunk driving his classic 68 firebird and took a corner too fast. I was sober and I ducked as the guardrails threaded their way thru the windshield taking the head rest off my seat. Had I been wearing a seat belt I would not be typing this right now. I am sure a few curse words were being spoken as it happened.
#2 Oh how I miss that 69 Super🐝Bee. I spent many hours one summer helping to restore and paint it. I even lost my license for six months for speeds in excess of 100mph when I was 17 years old. I really did love that car. My brother also took a corner too fast totally destroying his 1969 Dodge Super🐝Bee. I do not remember but He said I yelled...
"Shit, Shit, Shit! (Loud Crashing Noise) Ahhh Fuck!!"
The Mighty Super 🐝 Bee B4 Restoration
The Mighty Super 🐝 Bee After Restoration
The Mighty Super 🐝 Bee After Wreckification
No Dying Words Spoken
On August 28th 2016 at just after 3 pm on a Sunday afternoon. Mrs Green a suicidal drunk driver also on narcotics waited to ambush me with her vehicle while trying to kill herself. How do I know this? Her own daughter showed up at the scene and said so. Her insurance agent told me...
"Mrs. Green was distraught with tears in her eyes as her husband of 40 years had just served her with divorce papers."
Well Boo Fuckin' Hoo for her!! Watch as this crazy bitch waits till I get there and darts out in front of my truck. No roadway across from her. That was a dead end entrance to a farmers field. Well she was a little late and I jerked to the right or she surely would have been killed and maybe I would have also as I would have went right over the top of her.
This near death experience giphy clip is just a few seconds of the full one minute video. This has never been posted by me. Hell it has been 5 years since I have even viewed it. It still made me physically ill bringing tears to my eyes. It was all recorded on my HD dashcam with sound.
"Sam Sam!"
Calling out to my co-pilot kitty who was buried under everything in the truck that had flown thru the air on impact and landed on top of her and I both. She was very stressed out but physically uninjured as far as I could tell.
So who really knows what your gonna say on your way out? Or if you would even get the chance. What are you gonna have a whole speech prepared like this...
"In closing I would like to thank all my family & Friends for the wonderful lifetime, those of you who have done me dirty can GFY I will see you in hell."
I mean I would love to say something deep and meaningful. But it will most likely be a few curse words. Maybe gasping for air like in my video. Or just maybe if I am lucky it will be a double barrell middle finger flyin' screaming death cry like...
₩Ⱨ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆ ₣Ʉ@₭!!
Thanks For Riding along with Ol' KrazzyTrukker this week as we cheat death daily out here on the big roads.
Keep on KrazzyTrukkin'
No Drunk Drivers were harmed during the making of this #weekend-engagement post no matter how much the author wanted them to be and You know what to do if the text is blue... Just click it Man!!