Boob size might not matter to everyone, and I'm sure most men are happy to just grab handfuls of any boobs, but when you have big boobs not of your choosing, they can matter alright. I've just spent weeks trying to find a tankini online that keeps mine under control. I'm not a big woman by any means, but my breasts certainly are. I've spent a life trying to minimise them, stop them hitting my face whilst running, and generally having them get in my way. Next lifetime, I want mosquito bites of boobs, boyish things, hardly there things that fit in tiny lacy bras you can pick up for ten bucks in a bargain bin instead of supportive over shoulder boulder holders that come in two colours - black and flesh.

Things are a bit better now - I've found some sports bras I like, that keep me in and minimise me (there's nothing worse than bras that make your boobs Madonna in that era pointy) and that I even wear under wetsuits. I've got a lovely deep green lacy one too, and a few other colours. It's taken years for the market to recognise that woman like me exist.

I enjoyed them in my youth, a little, when I wasn't redirecting the eye gaze of the men who ordered beers from me at the bar or the envious chatter of woman who would love bigger breasts, though perhaps not that bigger. For a long while I'd have given anything for a boob job, reducing them to a lovely C cup, but I was always too tight to spend the money. It seems like I could claim for medical reasons, but I never got around to taking it that far.

So yes, boob size matters, though I'm not sure that's the angle you were looking for.

As for penis size, I'll be brazen enough to say that matters too, because I'm very happy with the one I hold in the morning, and a woman does need to be satisfied, but that's all you are getting in that regard.

With Love,

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