The squirrels are back for #squirrelsunday
This time they are on the lookout for a new airdropped walnut token. All the influencers in the squirrel interwebz are calling it out as the next thing that could go to the moon.
I know I saw a QR code laying around here somewhere where you could claim 10 wlnt. I hope that dastardly chipmunk didn't claim it before me...
Maybe I left the claim code in my bark wallet. I kind of remember stashing it here and forgetting to actually claim the rewards...
Ooops I accidentally left my keys out in the open and a crow has flown away with it back to Bulgaria... Now I'll never be able to claim my 10 wlnt. To make matters worse it rose 110% in the last second... Ahh well at least now I don't have to report it to the Internal Rat Service.
Oooh look here's another claim code for a token called Goospp. I wonder what that stands for. Anyway it looks like I can claim over 100 Goospp.
Very tasty indeed I am gorging on it right now. I still have not read the whitepaper to see what Goospp actually stands for or how it functions. Lets hope this stuff is valuable...
Dude, you know that stuff is toxic right? They make you KYC then tap into your walnut stash wallet at a whim... You better offload it quick and change your keys says the crypto veteran to the newb.
Heheh I am now haxing all the wallets at once. I'm going to have to ride a sandhill crane all the way to Argentina now and put everything in piratechain.
Sweet victory there's even some BTC in here. Its not edible but it sure can buy me a load of walnuts.
Well, now I'm rich off a bunch of newbs via my Goospp scheme. But now everyone knows my name and I have to hide out in obscure countries for the rest of my life. Trust me I will never go swimming in the ocean with all my clothes on and I think my girlfriend might be working for the Chattering Intelligence Agency...
