The squirrels are back with some friends for #squirrelsunday
The investor squirrels are wondering what alt coin to invest in next. But first they have to find the bottom for bitcoin... This one thinks it will be at 24k but he assures us he is not a financial advisor and you'd be NUTS to follow any of his advice.
The precious metals investor squirrel thinks all cryptos are scams and pyramid schemes. He prefers stacking silver and a little bit of gold. If only the hawks didn't charge such high premiums for physical delivery.
This influencer is crying fowl about how the market will tank. Secretly he is badmouthing bitcoin so he can drive down the price and fly in and swoop it up at a discount while everyone else dumps their stashes.
This veteran investor has had enough and exited the market to piles of fiat just in time for 7% inflation on the dollar. Now he is looking for a noninflationary safe haven... perhaps farmable land is a good investment?
This regulator squirrel doesn't even know what a crypto is. Nevertheless he is posting huge warning signs that all cryptos are securities and that he will punish any bank or corporation dabbling in them.
The dark web sparrow knows all sorts of ways past the regulations. You have to be light on your feet to go this route though.
The stock investor thinks cryptos are just a form of dot com technology and will dump any crypto investments if Apple or IBM stock drop. Cryptos have something to do with processors right? Quick buy up some doge coin I see that Nvidia has gone up!
This robin just hopes to be able to make rent this month. Farming worms is not very profitable and there is no money left over for investment.
This young zoomer is getting influenced by social media and wants to spend his allowance on an NFT... That grass NFT looks super original and was definitely not generated by AI. Surely I'll be rich in a few years if I buy the pixelated version of it right?...
The nefarious banker oligarch is planning on cutting the power off to all computers to keep his strangle hold on the financial system. No one is allowed to compete with my fiat system! Now just a little nibble on this wire and it will definitely knock out the whole entire blockchain and everyone will be forced to use my seedy squirrel bank. A loud zap was heard and the smell of burnt squirrel fur permeated the air. Bitcoin transactions took a few seconds longer that day to transact but were back to normal the next day...
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)