It's another #squirrelsunday again and we get to the age-old question of why did the squirrel cross the road?
Perhaps the forces of good and evil are compelling this squirrel to cross the dangerous road. Maybe to escape evil or commit evil...
The dark priest has put a spell on the squirrel hoping it would get hit by a car so he can finish his ritual that demands a sacrifice...
The car zoomed by and the poor profane squirrel was barely missed. The fates smiled on him this time...
In reality it was the white witches counteracting the spell that the dark sorcerer cast. They've been feuding for centuries now playing games on the poor uninitiated populace. They cast a spell to get the squirrel to turn back and not cross the road...
As the squirrel turned back a greedy chipmunk on the edge of the road told him about a great business opportunity on the other side. Man there is a new secret society you can join just over there on the other side where they give you plenty of acorns and walnuts. I would cross myself but alas I am a lowly chipmunk who has to steal for a living.
So back across the road the squirrel went to join the secret society. After all he only can scrounge up one walnut a week to live off of. Why not join a creepy underground society for wealth and success?
His wife caught wind of this endeavor and yelled at him to come back before getting hit by a car. Don't be silly don't you know those things are scams. You have to pay dues and only the older members get all the acorns and walnuts... That chipmunk is another multi-level marketer!
Finally the squirrel ended up not crossing the road and avoided getting hit in the process... Now he can enjoy a humble and simple life with his wife. And by luck or by a spell from the white witches he found a pile of acorns at the end of the rainbow and became rich never to face the danger of a highway again...
Meanwhile on the other side of the road the secret society is feeling the heat of a recession. Man no one seems to care about our hidden knowledge, perhaps we raised the acorn fee to high this time? Better get more chipmunks to advertise on the edge of the highway for us... One of these days the secret society will fall into the bad graces of both the dark sorcerer and the white witches. After all they don't like competition in feeding off the uninitiated...
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)