Guilty as charged, number 1 fan, but hang on, shhh… (yes, I’m shushing you 😄) because I think you’ve got a few here lol. Well, Velma is definitely more observant and, I guess, a bit more direct than Columbo, haha. But I do like Columbo too because he’s very entertaining. I always think, “aha, he’s got them… hmm, what’s he going to do next?” But I can understand he can be a bit meandering in a nice way though, lol. Why don’t you make a little short story/book Hive account@deirdyweirdy, a mixture of humour and serious stuff turned into a comedy? Typical English/Irish tone. You are good at this. C'mon. 😉