Ass ass titties titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, titties, ass-n-titties..."
Author's Note:
Man, it's been a pretty rough couple of weeks. I know they said life gets a whole lot harder as you grow up but dear God! I didn't think it would be this hard!
Oh yeah, before I forget, this is that same old section of my weekend-engagement post where I just rant about shit and expect you to read, empathize, and possibly relate to what's been going on in my life. But still, you don't have to stay for this if you don't want to. Nope! You can always just scroll down and skip this part if you'd like.
So, where was I?... Oh yeah - my rant. Well, you see I've been having a lot on my plate these days: material crisis, health crisis, family crisis, relationship crisis, emotional crisis, mental crisis, demons from the past and oh!... Good old Karma.
But... It's all good though. Don't gotta worry about me or anything...haha😅. I'll get through this I'm sure. I mean, it's like folks often say right -
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel..."
Ahh...
You know, just the other day I was coming back home from a conference. On my way back, I took an Uber and it was inside that car, still miles away from home, that I realized I had to take a serious shit. So of course, I did what any reasonable person in my case would've done – I stopped at a nearby Bank to take a shit.
Okay, okay I know what you're thinking: Why use a Bank and not just some random gas station bathroom? You ask huh?...Well then, I'll tell ya why: because Bank's have awesome bathrooms! Well at least, the one on my favourite district does.
Anyway, so I come down from the Uber and go inside the Bank where I spend somewhere between half an hour and 45 minutes before finally coming out of the front door and getting back inside the car - being all so cautious so as not to make much of a scene with the security stationed both inside and outside the premises.
Funny enough, as I came back inside the car, the driver kept on looking at me as if I was some type of rich business guy or shit. I'm sure he probably kept thinking : "Hey look, a young guy with a brief case going inside a bank dressed all fancy and business like in his suit. Pff.. I bet he went to go withdraw a ton of cash and stuck it inside that briefcase or something...
Well, you know what? He would've been completely wrong! Because little did he know, that I actually went to the bank solely to take a hard shit, and that the whole briefcase facade was just a decoy to throw off the guards from finding out my real reason for entering inside said Bank!
Ahah! You see folks... Not every thing is as it seems on the outside. Not every one has some important bank transaction they ought to do. Sometimes, they just need to take a shit.
And in the words of the Uber driver: "Oh sir, I assume the transaction went smoothly?"
My reply: "Uh... Not really, it was quite hard actually...👀"
I choose the last option:
You know there's an old quote by esteemed author, Sri Harold Klemp, that goes like this:
Every thought, word, deed, or action, either purifies or pollutes the body.
I 100% believe in this quote. Whatever you do, be it a deed, thought, or action usually functions as some sort of counter reaction that finds a way to come back to you and affect your life in whatever way it has been manifested - either positive or negative.
The same applies in the activities we get involved in everyday: the words we say to our beloveds, the food we eat, the people we mingle with, the type of movies we watch, and more importantly (more so in regards to the theme of this post) — the music we listen to!
Good lord, what has happened to the modern world! What kind of trashy ass music do we even listen to these days. I mean, I mean... what the actual fuck!
Sure, there are some pretty good, inspiring, MEANINGFUL, music out there but STILL, there seems to be a lot more bad ones present.
I mean, just take a listen to these two for a second:
Full disclaimer though: They get pretty unusual from the very beginning 👀
As a couple YouTube commenters chimed in how they feel:
Enough said, I completely agree😂!
And the other one:
Two words : Brace Yourselves.
And as three humble YouTube viewers commented:
I know exactly how y'all feel to be honest! Truthfully, I've never really been able to go pass 1 minute of the entire song because frankly, it was hurting my brain in ways I couldn't understand. And this is isn't even the worse of the worse songs on YouTube!
But you know what's much worse? The millions and millions of views these music and music videos get on a daily basis? To think that amongst those viewers could be a younger generation whom would be succumbed to believe that this is good music.
Ahh...
Why can't we just go back to simpler times huh? In the era where music was widely listened and appreciated as a form of poetry, inspiration, and way of life!
I mean, don't tell me you'd rather listen to a whole 3 minutes of a some guy randomly singing about ass n titties over say:
A delightful Tchaikovsky Waltz
Or a beautiful Cello Sonata by a composer whose music is most often associated with the glory of God and beauty of life.
Or perhaps even a little Mozart, whose music was known not only to suit the hearts of his fellow humans, but animals too! In his words:
Frankly, I feel these types of atrocious music(DJ Assault's ass-n- titties for example) has been often associated with the genre of Rap, Hip-Hop, and/or Trap music.
However, that is not to say that I have a problem with those genres. Heck no! I vibe and listen to them sometimes infact. Atleast, the ones that make sense...
You see, it's mostly old school rap music from the likes of rappers such as: Eminem, 2pac, and Lil Nas, I actually do dig a lot! Often times, their music have some deeper meaning to them. They tell stories - IMPORTANT stories that people can relate to and that have been known to even help a lot of people get through tough times and depression!
I mean, have you listened to Eminem's Lose yourself, Mr Stan, or Not afraid? Or 2Pac's Dear Mama?... If you haven't, then do yourself a favor and go check em out right now. They each have an important message imbedded in them.
Ohhh... If only we could bring back in- fashion classical music and just the classics in general; so that they may delight, enlighten, and even inspire these current generation of idiots in a much more POSITIVE way — once again.
Alas, all we're left with now is appalling music that contain very outspoken lyrics such as:
