The tinkling sound of urination against the China porcelain toilet bowl echoed through the room. The stench of the restroom followed. This time instead of the ugly stench it was the smell of the beautiful air freshener.
The Inspector General closed his eyes and let out a silent moan as he urinated. He felt peace restored to his bladder.
A loud bang came at the door which brought him back from his imaginary land.
Standing there in the restroom with his right hand stationed at his hip and the other hand perfectly guiding and arching his urinary organ. He shook it twice and without waiting to let the last drop out he quickly pushed it back to its right position and zipped his trousers. And without washing his hands he rushed out of the restroom into his office adjusting his trousers all along.
The loud bang on his office door came again.
"Who's that buffoon that wants to break down my door?" he said in his local accent.
He quickly unlocked the door and pushed it open. But before he could let out a word, the human standing at the other side of the door pushed him aside and let her way inside the office.
"Sir, have you seen the news this morning?" Janet, his secretary, asked picking up the remote console on the table and turn on the TV.
"Miss Janet what has got into you?" The inspector replied with an answer.
"I'm sorry Sir but you have to see this" she said pointing at the TV screen.
The inspector looked and at the TV boldly written was the headline.
'Breaking News: The President Reportedly Kidnapped, Missing From His Presidential Hotel Room'.
" Get me the number to the head of his security detail immediately and contact all service chiefs in the country both present and past. We have a big problem at our hands. And get my driver ready too, we're going to the presidential hotel" he directed his secretary as he picked up his uniform and cap which was placed neatly on the sofa in his office. He walked out of his office with his secretary following behind.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the bush.
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The fresh smell of the latex paint on the repainted cabin. The loud tweeting of birds up in the tree. The rustling of dry leaves against each other. Instead of causing unease rather brought peace to the two occupants of the cabin.
Inside the cabin were black clothes scattered on the floor of the cabin just at the leg of the master bed. Perfectly positioned over the huge glass window letting in rays of sunshine. The huge portrait of the president hangs from the wall.
"I've not had such a great time in a long while" the handsome man with clean skin said. He had smiles plastered on his face. He cuddled his female counterpart laying on his bare chest. They had the duvet drawn over them up to their waist.
"I knew you would like it" she said.
" How did you come up with such an idea. Like it's so perfect, the renovation of our old cabin to the perfect escape from the hotel." He asked looking at her straight into the eye still beaming with smiles.
"I won't take all the glory alone. I had help from my P.A"
"Lucy?"
"Mhm, I complained to her of how your new etatus as the number one human of the country gives I and the kids less access to you. And how I needed to spend some time with you"
"And?" Still beaming with smiles this time admiration too
"She came up with the idea." She said looking up to see his face. Her expression was like she had won a gold medal at the Olympics. "How do you think I got those black clothes?"
"Who are you again?" He asked jokingly.
"Your wife," she chuckled. "I'll make us some tea and breakfast. Maybe you should get a bath" she said, getting off the bed and walking to the kitchen.
"Yes, First lady".
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Back at the hotel
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Stepping out his car the inspector walked angrily into the Presidential hotel. He didn't acknowledge any greetings from his boys.
"Get me those in charge of guarding the president room last night first, and I want all the footage of the security cameras. All angles right now?" He said to the president's security detail as he stepped into the control room of the hotel.
He was fuming but he managed to hold himself. He thought shouting and getting angry will worsen things rather than solve them. He wanted to focus on the problem at hand. Finding the President and First lady.
Slumping into the chair in the room he released his tie. To his secretary he said
"Get me some water"
To no one in particular he yelled
"and where are my service chiefs?".
He closed his eyes and took a deep breath but was cut off by a voice.
"I saw them," the shabby looking man said, stepping into the room.
The inspector general jerked up and asked. "Saw who? And who are you"
" The suspects, I saw them leaving from the president's room while I was cleaning yesterday" the man said.
"Sit " offering him a stool " now tell me all you saw"
"They, were two. They wore black" he said.
" And?"
" That's all"
The inspector general sat back and clenched his fist. He resisted the urge of punching the man.
Just then the secretary ran into the room and announced " they're back".
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They president addresses the nation
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"... I want to apologize for putting the whole citizens of our great country into a frenzy. I just needed some time with my wife to clear my head away from all the security. I needed some privacy.
I promise to do better for the growth of our great country moving forward.
God bless the people of Katana."