The Arm Pussy

It’s an old joke, but the marketing results are the best. This is the image and the most recent results after the first day of promotion…

Day 1

##WUHT! Big Results 1

Is not viral, but it’s better than most of the promotions I’ve sent to BandCamp.

Day 2:

Lots of likes on that post. Dudes love it. I might be destroying my female fan base. That’s unfortunate. My jokes might me exclusionary. I guess that’s just the way the parody cookie crumbles.

Cliches fix everything. 🤮 Jk, let’s take a look at the awesome nex day results.

WUHT! Big Results 2

I’m getting a lot of attention…

I’ll probably get hacked soon. That’s the way it works right?

¡Cochino!

I named my target group “cochino”, but it’s not really as nasty as I thought it would be. That’s okay. Too nasty might get me in trouble. The image below reveals the details of the Arm Pussy Promo’s target audience.

Burning In Hell?

Nope. It’s marketing. Anything goes. Love and war… We’re just insects trying to survive off of the eye lids of helpless infants. If you think this is bad take a look at what your 7 year old sees on their social media feeds. Sneak a peek at the over sexualized fashion world and Disney channel.

Not burning in hell for this because it’s also a passive social commentary.

🤯 The reality revealed in my full image…
1️⃣ Sex sells and it’s easier than ever to get tricked and triggered.
2️⃣ Pay to be played.
3️⃣ I’m not buff, yet I still have a beard.

It’s not a real pussy. It’s my arm’s pussy. Instagram dudes are gonna give me a nod just for tricking them into looking at my Instaspam page.

Should I stop calling it ARM PUSSY? Would “Armgina” be better?

Follow-Up Promo

To coincide with this promotion I will promote the revealing image to the same group before this one ends and for maybe five days longer.

Sounds fun, right?

They gonna get mad when they discover it’s just an arm pussy?

Thanks for reading. Please forgive my raunchy post and usage of simulated genital imagery. It’s a click bait world. I’m no saying two wrongs make a write, but hate the game not the player. Thanks for your patience. As always, downvote as you see fit. I offer no pussy-assed retaliation.

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Guerrilla Marketing With My Arm Pussy