Feminism is in the process of steal Movember — the month of prostate and testicular cancer awareness.
And no, it's not via the ill advised No-Nut-November. In case you didn't know: Masturbation and regular ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. So No-Nut-November is actually increasing prostate cancer in the month dedicated to fighting prostate cancer.
But if you thought that was devious then wait for the next step: Making Movember about women and their facial hair.
In five years Movember will be female facial hair awareness month and men will do No-Nut-November to show solidarity with the poor women who have facial hair. It will be all about the women.
And any mentioning of prostate or testicular cancer will make you a misogynist. After all female facial hair is a much bigger problem than men dying.
And I'm not even exaggerating. Female well being is already considered far more important than male lives.
