Greetings. I have arrived to incinerate your body and transport the cremains to the coordinates on file. I will of course wait until after your death which is scheduled to occur by way of heart attack in approximately three minutes. I hope you enjoy these last moments of your life and thank you for your contribution to the long-term success of our business.
Hello and thanks for looking at my daily doodle. I drew it just for you :) Have a great day!
–The Doodler