Preface: I am not homophobic. One of my best friends is bisexual. This is a joke so don't get your Speedos in a bunch
For the uninitiated, "nohomo" is a phenomenon that takes place often in male locker rooms and, in my case, during military deployments.
It's in line with the "Good Game, See ya in the showers!" sort of thing. The general idea is to use intentional double entendre / suggestive jokes.
But then you gotta call nohomo so they can't say you're gay... Because words.
Obviously, it's for shits and giggles and as woke culture permeates every profession sure that it will be seen or heard less and less.
But hey, at least now you have a record of it on the blockchain so you can cancel me later.
Go ahead and a bookmark it. It's all good.
Was inspired to create the GIF after being involved in am interesting Twitter discussion. The question was:
Was looking through replies when I found some Karen complaining.
Sure she was seconds away from asking to speak to the manager so I sprung into action!
Name has been redacted and I ask that you please don't bother this Karen. As you will likely see, she got hers in my reply. I didn't mean to be so hard but it's like the words were given to me. I felt compelled.
After I hit "Reply" felt like it may have been harsh as I prone to be occasionally, so I added this to it. May not have been a murder if you will but at the very least was probably assault and battery.
Anyways
This little bit of drama (Hey 
Lo and behold, the thread existed and someone shared it with me. Cool!
Then, it got me thinking. Is it ok for a straight guy to answer said thread? I think it's perfectly fine with a caveat which got me thinking of a potential skit.
I've already shared with my brother who thinks it would be funny but I gotta story board it. Don't really want to spoil it but I'll at least share the following Tweet.
And now you can use your imagination
No, It's not gay for a guy to need a male mannequin w a badonkadonk for a skit. Anyways, I already said no homo.
I may provide more clues if you ask the right questions. Have fun and enjoy the rest of your Sunday!