Greetings my fellow human bees. Tonight I bring you a crypto news story so shocking, you might need to take LSD, just to recover from the insanity. I hope you're sitting down....
It has come to my attention that some people in the world of crypto trading, might not be completely honest with their social media correspondence. I know.....right?
A document has emerged with evidence of a scandal so sickening, someone might put a mask on it. Unfortunately, as the document suggests, it turns out, several groups of crypto traders who we thought had our best interests at heart, may have been speaking favorably of projects which they may have invested in. SICK BASTARDS.
Artist's impression of the typical gem hunter.
They call themselves "gem hunters", "shitcoin traders" or "chad investers", but beneath the surface, they're monsters, preying on innocent crypto traders, who join their Telegram groups in the hope of making money at someone elses expense, but often end up being... expendable.
In this exclusive report, we have attained two shocking images of correspondence between one of the henchmen, as he grooms an unsuspecting Canadian man. What's worse, this is happening on Telegram, once a bastion of truth, now reduced to a den of greasy shills, whoring their wares, high on a cocktail of newly listed shitcoins and illicit moonshots. Viewer discretion is advised.
Later, it transpired the Canadian man had 2 Ethereum and an IDEX account. He was convinced to split it between LCX and TRB, two of the most popular coins, shilled by these insane mobsters. We've chosen not to share that image, as it's simply too upsetting.
Worryingly, new coins have arrived. The most potent one is called STAKE, but it can also go by it's street names, "sizzle", "chad-gravy", or "Igor-beaver". Another new arrival is XIO, a toxic blend of community spirit and investing. The mobsters invested early, researched to make sure the project could be successful, and then went about encouraging people to invest in their favorite project. What kind of world do we live in, that people would do that? Sadly it seems, we can't believe everything written on the internet, and simply must do our own research. That's right. It's come to that.
We also managed to infiltrate a Telegram group dedicated to trading XIO. Worryingly, there were a number of people in there trying to convince others to buy into this insane craze. It's gotten so bad now, they even use tactics like sarcasm, memes, and animated gifs.
There is a growing number of survivors who have recovered from shitcoin shilling. We spoke to one earlier on the condition of anonymity. Playing Devils advocate, i asked him what he would tell someone if they suggested he is just mad because he got burned FOMO'ing at the top. This was his reply:
Nuh uh. These f**king guys told me I was gonna 100 X, but it didn't, and when I got mad, they kicked me out of their Telegram group. The least they could have done was refund me, or made sure I didn't sell at the bottom, which I did, but it's not my fault.
We had to cut the interview short because they claimed to be literally shaking, quite understandably.
We will bring you more on this chilling story as it unfolds, but for now, we will leave you with some advice from blockchain expert J.K. Rowling: "DYOR and buy the fucking dip."