In the spirit of Valentine's day. Me and Hive account@mobbs invented a new way of kissing -

• Kebab Kiss
• Typewriter Kiss.

Here's the user manual:

Kebab Kiss

I made this gif as an explanation:

As you can see, always kiss from left to right. Much like ripping meat off a kebab skewer.

It's super important you understand that both parties go left to right. Failing this could cause disaster. You'd just be kissing on the move, possibly into oncoming traffic.

And here is the kebab kiss 2.0:

Typewriter Kiss!!

The difference is, when you reach to the end of it, you quickly go back to the first position and make the sound a typewriter makes when you go to a new line. This makes communication clear: You're ready for round 2!

Occasions:

• Want to patch things up with girlfriend/boyfriend
• When you're on a first date with a girl/boy
• When your team scores a goal
• Get to know a stranger without being accused of harassment

Try these out and let me know :D