I was looking on CoinMarketCap Today, and I realized something: It seems like everyone and their mom are jumping onto the Japanese Dog Bandwagon and waving their dicks in the air with some brand new coin. EVERYONE. Every time I look at the recently added coins, there’s something Shiba Inu related that’s being launched. FOR EXAMPLE:
Success Inu
Buff dogecoin
Shiba Floki
Floki Shiba (No, seriously)
Floki Shiba Inu (What the Fuck...)
Green Shiba Inu
Shiba Vax
Shiba Nova
Shiba BSC
Shiba Moon
Shibmerican
Kaiken Shiba
And the list goes on and on and on and on…
If you want a shitty coin. I’ll give you a shitty coin. Introducing the WHITEPAPER TO END ALL SHIBA-RELATED PROJECTS. The Ultimate Dog-Related Coin ever conceived by HUMANKIND:
Introducing...
The Chow-Chow Penny: A Highly Centralized Dog Token Hell Bent on Disrupting the Happy Japanese Dog Themed Token Economy Using the MAO (Massive Autonomous Overflow) Protocol and the Pandering Reduction Chain (PRC) to Stem Further Growth.
Dr. Skinner CryptoMoto. ITT Tech
ABSTRACT
A virus is among us, ladies and gentlemen. It started several years ago with an innocuous joke, but the founders had no idea what they have unleashed upon the planet. Over the course of several years, the Joke infected the cryptocurrency space. Efforts to quarantine affected systems was thwarted by a virulent mutation, and it began to divide.
And multiply.
And make a TRILLION MORE Unique, (but NOT really) tokens.
And this one guy really didn’t help.
The solution? An umitigated attack on the bloated Faux-Doge Economy. How? Through overflowing the market with My own coin.
CHOW-CHOW PENNY DETAILS
Total Supply: 21,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
NUMBER OF DECIMAL PLACES: Two. Just two.
THE MASSSIVE AUTONOMOUS OVERFLOW (MAO) PROTOCOL
Using the power of an unconscionable amount of tokens, the MAO protocol will take a great leap forward in Cryptocurrency by buying up a majority stake in every single Shib Inu-Related Coin. Each of these coins will be placed in their respective wallets. All of these coins will be placed in a trust, where the total value of the trust will be directly pegged to the CCP. This will continue without fail using the most advanced AI ran Autonomous Organization the world has ever seen.
MULTI-CHAIN COLLABORATION
The Chow Chow Penny is not restricted to merely one distributed ledger, but intimately connecting each and every chain that has a Shiba Inu related token. Currently, the projected peg price is
1 CCP = 120,000,000,000,000 SHIB
This will in essence, give CCP the largest Market Capitalization in all of crypto, and a major controller of every single Shiba Inu coin ever created.
THE GREAT BURN
With every Chow Chow Penny unrelentingly pegged to every Shiba coin on the market, the Main chain will burn every Chow Chow Penny. All of them. Except one. The price of the single penny will dramatically increase in value to become the most stupidly ridiculous crypto ever conceived by the Human Race. It would even be worse than the Fat-Ass Token (FAT).
Then, we are gonna bury the coin in my back yard.
THE PANDERING REDUCTION CHAIN (PRC)
Using the untold power of the value of untold quadrillions of coins, the PRC will use its influence to buy Neuralink. Using our newfound control of the company, we will convince its Founder (Public Enemy #1 of the Shiba Inu Crypto Pandemic) that the technology for brain interfaces has been perfected.
In fact, we will implant him with a device that makes him orgasm every time he thinks of anything Shiba Inu or Doge related, thereby preventing him from tweeting about any of it. EVER. In addition, each “ping” on the brain-orgasm-interface (BOI) will be transferred as a single “point” in the PRC, reducing the value of his largest stock holdings.
In order to prevent a completely unwanted spontaneous blown oyster in his pantaloons, the positive reinforcement mechanism will psychologically reinforce aversion. The only loads he will be dumping will be his own.
CONCLUSION
With Chow Chow Penny, nobody will ever have to have FUD or FOMO for anything dog related ever again. Because at this point, it’s getting pretty ridiculous.
Thanks a TON for reading, I REALLY appreciate it. This was a fun little project because I got to do some new techniques in GIMP and it turned out really nice.
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Until next time, keep your eye on the markets and watch out for Chow Chows.