You complain about the money you give me. Did I point a gun to your head?
You talk about having plenty wigs. May you choke on those wigs for 600 years.
What exactly do you want from a marriage counselor when you are so determined to find faults with me. Can you love whom you do not respect? You have no atom of respect for me. You compare me to every Theresa, Dorcas and Heather.
Dear marriage counselor, do you think this marriage is even worth salvaging? We will tear each other part.
I've paid my dues to this marriage. I don't need accolades, I just want to eat cake, relax and be taken care of. I will do that for myself.