Sometimes in life, you’ll just do something that you wish never happened. Like the kind of moment that makes you want to disappear from the face of the earth. The type that if ground could open and swallow you, you’ll even enter with joy. That was me not long ago.
It happened during a Sunday service in church. Everything was going fine that day. I was happy, the choir was singing well, people were worshipping, and the spirit was flowing. Then the pastor announced that someone should come forward and lead us in a short prayer before offering. Before I even think well, they already called my name.
I stood up quickly, trying to look bold. I’ve prayed in front of small groups before, but this was the whole church. As I was walking to the front, my heart started beating fast. I kept telling myself, “Just pray, nothing serious.”
I got the mic, closed my eyes, and started the prayer. Everything was going smooth until I got to the part where I was supposed to say, “Father, we thank you for this beautiful day.”
But instead, I said:
“Father, we tank you for this beauty full dey.” 😳
I didn’t even realise what I said at first. But when I opened my eyes, I saw people looking at each other and trying not to laugh. One small girl at the back couldn’t hold it. She giggled loud and covered her mouth. That’s when I realised what I said.
I wanted to rewind time. I felt like just vanishing. I quickly continued the prayer, trying to sound serious again, but my mind was gone. I couldn’t even focus. I rushed the prayer and ended it fast.
As I was going back to my seat, I could feel people smiling. Some were trying to encourage me, but I just wanted to enter ground. For the rest of the service, I couldn’t even raise my head. Every small movement felt like someone was laughing at me.
After church, one aunty came to meet me and said, “You tried, but next time slow down small.” I just nodded and smiled. But deep down, I was cringing so hard.
Till today, whenever I remember “beauty full dey”, I just shake my head and laugh small. That moment humbled me. Now, anytime I’m about to speak in public, even if it’s just two people, I prepare well and calm down before I talk. Because embarrassment is not something I want to experience twice in one month. 😂
So yes, that’s one of my biggest cringe moments recently. It was embarrassing, but it also taught me something. We all make mistakes. But at least, we learn, and sometimes we laugh about it later.
