HOW SMARTNESS GOT ME EMBARRASSED
I am one smart dude who can easily maneuver with cunning moves, always feeling so smart and like i possess too much wisdom from king solomon. I have my ways of tricking people to believe something different from the exact happenings. But what happens when this trick of mine became great foolishness? Story time!
In my locality, we do have a lot of ungrateful kids and and even elderly people who just roam about and beg on the streets, after giving them money some of them don't even regard you by saying thanks. The annoying part is how they act when they need those tokens from you, some homeless kids would just appear in front of you kneeling in public begging you for money and it is so embarrassing that you'll find no other option than to render the least dime from your wallet and if you refuse to compensate them your conscience and the people around might blame you for being so heartless.
Also keep it in mind that when you start to compensate a particular kid and he marks your face, he will continue to beg you wherever he sees you even in your dreams they don't mind.
Mart Production
Long time ago i helped a little orphan that you'll find in a street i often take to school and ever since then, this child always runs to me whenever i'm on my way to school and as usual he'll kneel and beg sometimes he even nag about not eating for a whole day and i feel touched hearing those words from a poor child so i remit some tokens to him and he'll smile with no thankful words but i'm used to it anyways.
Another day i walked along the same road and i noticed the child was a few meters away from me and i didn't have that money to keep spending in fact, i was literally broke. I knew he was going to repeat the same process of knelling in public when he sees me because i would always give him money.
This is when i cracked my genius brain, crafting a swift and cunning move to bypass the child and immediately the best but terrible idea came to me that, no one would interrupt me if i am on a phone call and walking hastily like i was late for a meeting with donald trump in the white house.
Immediately i bought the idea and i implemented it by stupidly placing my phone on my chin and shouting at the top of my voice making a fake phone call and my words were like:
Listen I don't... I do not..
Why would you try such a thing....
I have told you several times...
Countless numbers..
Shh.. shh... My friend will you keep quiet...
Keep quiet when I'm talking....!?!?
Bla bla bla
The whole people on that street were probably wondering what that person on phone has done to me that is bringing out smoke in my head and getting me upset.
This prank phone call was so that no child will come close to me to think of begging me money but suddenly as i was arguing with my ancestors on phone, the real phone call came in and my phone rang with a high volume in the middle of my smartness telling people that i was not even on a phone call.
I because confused and couldn't counter my wisdom anymore because i got busted π€¦π½ββοΈ. I noticed some girls that were standing across the road whispering to themselves and bursting into laughter even if they weren't talking about me i was already ashamed of myself and feeling highly embarrassed.
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