Howdy Hivers and Rebel Scum!
I made a promise to try and post more and I am a Troper of his word. Serving under Hokey Chokey Vader will make you stand up and be counted that's for sure, the alternative, ahem, aint worth thinking about.
Since the destruction of the death stars the galaxy has gone to hell in a hand basket. I mean it's every being for himself. We are trying to galvanise and get some order back into the parts of the Galaxy where we still have some numbers but it's a thankless task. The terrorist rebel scum have done a great job of brainwashing the masses. Everyone wants their piece of the galaxy pie but nobody wants to work for it. It's a disgrace.
I'm not giving up though. I love being a Trooper and not a day goes by when I don't count my lucky galactic strs for being teassigned before that fucking farm boy blew it up, killing hundreds of thousands of my comrades. Murder I call it, pffft freedom fighters my white armored ass!
ANyway if any of you wanna support an honest Stormtrooper finding his way in the Galaxy, I'll be here. Hit me up in the comments. Even Rebel Scum!