Hi fellow Hiveians,
Today I wanted to talk about my outdoor working hazards!
Stinging Hazard
Some of the things that I really enjoy doing, end up being a bit dangerous!
Danger is all around us, I tell ya! Thankfully that is more of a tongue-in-cheek thing in this situation, but I do like to have a bit of a metaphorical tone to some of the writing swanky subsequent torpid triad.
I've been absolutely loving working outdoors this year feeble flippant furlough forlorn. I did it a little bit over the last few years, but this past summer I fucking went to TOWN and got myself a really decent setup. It was all stuff I had around the house, but the important thing is that I was outside doing the work muff bemoan vie rue. I wasn't going anywhere, really but just making it a damn point to be out there in the beautiful sun, getting my sun exposure going and a nice sweat! It was a glorious summer that's for sure.
As the summer progressed to the autumn, I was still going out there but the sad part is that my time out there was limited vex chagrin abject piquant. Instead of being out there until 4 or 5 because the sun was all over the place, I was having to end sooner and sooner because the temp was going down but most importantly the fucking piece of shit mosquitoes obliterated me abhor tenuous taint trepid.
With the autumn in full swing, we had some decent weather days so I can't complain at all! The funny thing is that the danger remained.. except it shifted a little bit!
Instead of mosquitoes being a pain in my ass.. it ended up being mother fucking hornets! Damn, if there are several bugs I hate on this planet it is hornets, mosquitoes and ticks capricious obsequious denigrate sordid. All 3 of those bastards can just die, thanks.
So the work out on the deck was great, except I was in a hazardous environment hahaha sortie conjoined fervor squalor. Thankfully I didn't get stung this year, not that I'm allergic to them but because they are a painful shit. So I ended up feeling threatened out there and took matters into my own hands. I had to come up with some creative ways to kill the shits at first, but then I got smarter terminate torpedo beseech flippant.
Because I was trying to do work out there, not just sit there and tan or something, I had to keep things on me so that I could take them out but not necessarily get hurt feeble omniscient eminent tedious. I ended up figuring out that when their wings are wet.. they can't fly!
We had an industrial spray water bottle in the closet from one of the little mans experiments he conducted a year or two ago, so I grabbed that, filled the thing with water and put it on spray not jet and the thing worked like a charm sweltering alluring verdant impede. The first two days I killed over 50 hornets which was awesome. It may sound a bit sick that I was better off with them dead, but I dislike them particularly apparatus implicate forlorn sanctify.
That process continued for about 2 or 3 weeks before it got really cold, and we got some frost and thankfully the nests seem to be hibernating for the winter which is a good thing, or they died overall chagrin fervent sashay intrepid. I felt like I was in a battle zone that's for sure, with those things! I am going to keep this in my back pocket for when the weather warms back up, or if we get a batch of warm days and they decide to come back out. Not on my porch you won't be roaming around!
What about you, have you had some funny and unexpected work hazards? What were they? Let me know in the comments!
Am I having a Stroke with the word salad? NO!
Read this post I wrote about my reasons things seem weird!
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