Every time when I say I don't drink coffee I'm looked like an alien

😆😂 Welcome to my world. Let me share a conversation that goes down every time I am offered coffee

• Would you like a coffee?
• No thanks.
• Don't you like coffee?
• I love it, I'm an addict.
• How come you don't drink coffee then?
• I quit 7 years ago.
• Why?
• Because I was an addict.

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