Welcome to Procrastinopolis Dystopian Sloth City of the year
It took a while, but the last Human left Procrastinopis last month.
They had done it, AI had beat the humans into submission. All tasks had been taken over by AI and the humans got bored doing nothing, so family by family, couple by couple they left for pastures new.
Even the pet dogs got so bored with the AI robots threw the sticks into exactly the same place, that they ran off too!
But you can never put a good sloth down.
Oh no, they stayed, infact they relished in it.
They had even got AI to tell them what they should be doing!
In true sloth fashion it was decreed that Laziness or inactivity become the highest virtue.
Baby sloths attend sloth school once a month where they learn (if they can be bothered to learn)perhaps are made aware of is a better term, the dangers of curiosity.
It is not curiosity that killed the cat, oh no sloths, it is curiosity that killed the sloth!
So instead of being curious it is shown it is much better to be bored.
They were also shown the new fangled sleep-inducing drones that wander through the city ensuring that the mandatory naps are taken by all sloths,
That had been the final straw for humans.
Rumour has it that undergound is an entire subculture of incurable sloths who just had to do something. Disruptors will not be tolerated in Procrastinopolis.
You have been warned
This tourism infomercial is in response to Sloth.Buzz Writing Contest #4 - Dystopian Sloth Stories!
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