Jim Gaffigan had a joke in one of his older stand-up routines that went something like this.
"I hate it when you encounter someone that says "Oh the book was so much better than the movie!" you know what I liked about the movie? No reading"
If you haven't seen his earlier stand-up you should check it out. That guy was great until he apparently ran out of material.
RE: Peeps: By Scott Westerfeld - I quite liked it!