Ah my mistake!
I've also been lucky enough to read an advanced copy of United's book of the same title. After all, they are winning the league by 2028 so it only seems reasonable for them to start drafting the success story now!
Forward by Eric Djemba-Djemba
Chapter 1 - How to convert your hopeless centre-back into the world's most lethal finisher
Why play the forwards you've spent £70mil on when you've got Harry Maguire in your ranks? United's return to the top of English football sees big Harry become their greatest impact sub since Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer (RIP).
Chapter 2 - Marginal gains
If all else fails just give your aging team of misfits some performance enhancing drugs. Casemiro starts running around like a 19-year-old in no time at all. After all, this is a tried and trusted method for Sir Jim and his merry band of blood doping friends.
Chapter 3 - Amorim revealed for what he truly is
In a huge plot twist, Ruben Amorim turns out to be none other than former United coach and Fergie's right-hand man Steve 'Smoke and a Pancake' McClaren.
After all, McClaren is a master of disguise capable of imitating any accent and cultural norms in the world.
United's hierarchy were first alerted to the possibility that Amorim may just be a Fergie plant during the bizarre behaviour he displayed during the defeat to Grimsby when his only known weakness (beyond a lack of tactical acumen and man management skills), rain water, was once again exposed.
In a scence resembling something from an episode of Scooby-Do, Ratcliffe runs onto the pitch at half-time during another abject United performance and unmasks McClaren who announces to all those United fans not off enjoying their half-time prawn sandwich, that "and I, as you say, would have gotten away with it, as i say if it weren't for you pesssshky kidsh"
Eric Ten Hag is immediately reinstated as United boss and this time gets the backing he needs to buy ever single last Ajax player. The master plan is finally ready for delivery.
Chapter 4 Solid at the back
Following failure after failure in goal, United simply deploy a concrete pillar to play as shot stopper in their Premier League games.
Affecteonality known by the name 'Slab ven der Save', it goes on to claim the golden glove and Football Writers' Footballer of the year award.
I could go on but I don't want to spoil the book for or the incredible season that United are due to have on their way to winning the Premier League for you, 
RE: "How to Win The Premiership" by Ian Graham