I ate a strawberry

A couple days ago I was doing some research on the interwebs, an item I will be buying shortly...or maybe I've already bought it and I was so excited I wanted to look at it some more; you'll never know, but anyway the point is I was sitting in front of my computer looking at it and all of a sudden something happened...I got hungry.

I know, it's not all that exciting, I mean people get hungry all the time right?

I tried to ignore the feeling of hungridity (yeah I know that's not a fucken word) but I couldn't...I was quite literally in danger of starving to death if I didn't act; it had been at least two hours since I ate lunch after all.

I made my way to the kitchen to see what might be available to cure my hungryosity - (yeah I know that's also not a fucken word). There were a few selections available and I almost went for the crumbed chicken schnitzel, a lone remnant from dinner the night before, then I saw a container of juicy, tasty, fucken legit strawberries and I immediately knew they would be perfect to sate my hungracionness...(and yeah I know that's not even close to a fucken real word).

I took my snack back to my office and, with great expectation, I ate a strawberry.

It was a juicy, tasty, fucken legit fucken horrendous tasting piece of shite!

Ok, one bad strawberry in a container of many isn't too bad...next one, I thought. See how optimistic I can be?

Nope, terrible. I had a third and predictably...horrid.

This was fucking with my head. My eyes saw strawberries, ripe, red, juicy looking strawberries - that's what my brain told me based on what my eyes saw - but while actually being strawberries, they tasted nothing at all like strawberries. I can't even explain what they tasted like to be honest but whatever it was it certainly wasn't fucken strawberries.

Anyway, I decided to take a photo of one to share here...My motivation was to double check with y'all that I was indeed holding a strawberry which, I think we can all agree, I was. The problem was the way it tasted...well, it might have well been a piece of juicy cardboard. It was shit...and so belongs in the shit photo community.

I threw the entire lot out in disgust and had to resort to the chicken schnitzel (I always have a back-up plan) to address my hungration, (not a fucken word y'all), which worked just fine.

I don't know who to blame for my strawberries tasting shit but I'd like to find out, that asshole needs a good old beating, as do many other's besides I guess. Anyway, have you ever bought fruit and vegetables that didn't taste like they should. I guess farming techniques have changed so much that we don't know what we're actually eating anymore and with the drive for more stuff but with cheaper costs to manufacture we're left with sub-standard produce...it sucks major ass.