Want it real fucken bad?

You know you want it. You know you want it real fucken bad!

I don't blame you. I want it too, albeit probably quite different things because we're all different individuals.

I wanted so I got it, I mean the watch in the two images. Of course, I didn't just get it, I earned it; I worked hard and got a result, a big commission, and...Rolex. I don't regret it...although it sits in one of my safes and hardly ever gets worn; a situation that's been the same since 2013 when I got it. I'll give it to my nephew Hive account@mrbonkers at some point before I die.

Want it?

Today I thought I'd give you the chance to get it, I mean whatever "it" is for you. Ok, you'll probably not actually get it but you can at least pretend.

If you could get any two things (I mean material things you have to buy) and you had the money today to get them, what would those two items be and why?

You don't have to write a massive comment, just say the items and why in a comment below, I'm interested to see what different things people come up with and why. Oh, and there's my two things below:

1. M1A2 Abrams tank and a crew to run it (plus endless ammunition) - Why? I'm serious about home security.
2. A cabin in the woods/mountains - Why? Because fuck cities and people, best left far behind. Long live the wilderness!