Most people reading this have heard of the Pizza token [on Hive-engine]. In the Pizza token discord server [https://discord.gg/NF9WME7PpP] there is a #writing room. Today, I created some ... interesting poetry with Hive account@dibbler.dabs. We wrote not only Dirty Limericks, but also funny Haikus! I'm glad that [band leader] Hive account@thebeardflex was okay with our poems ... nay dare I say he liked them! Which is good because it's just a bit of silly fun.

I didn't say which poems are written by whom; to protect the guilty AND the innocent.

There once was a man named Beard. Everyone thought he was weird. He went to a hobo who's name was Joe Blow while the local peasantry jeered.

There once was a man named Definethedollar. Who thought he was a Basketballer. He tripped on the ball and had a great fall. And now his penis is smaller.

There once was a man named Dibs. Who told a whole bunch of fibs. He is from Uranus and his real face is heinous. He eats human ribs with a bib.

There once was a man named Taco, he once worked for the gestappo, he lives in a mine where he spends most his time dreaming of Emma's big toe.

Tacopizza Eth

the messiest pizza yet

with Emma Watson

Beard is a tough guy

Unless Titanic is on

Then his beard gets wet

Rex is a rock hound

He's also a crack smoker

He loves every rock.

a, misplaced comma

in the darkness we fumble

to find the humor

Blitzzzz! Are there enough

extra z's in your handle

To form a whole bee?

Eco loves cocaine

Every day at ten oclock

His whole face is numb.

A beard that can twerk,

Is it still a manly thing?

We must ask huzzah